How big is the first rattlesnake, the one I have for a tongue?

Can I shave the pills, or wax them, or in any way remove the hair before I take them?

Classic "Would You Rather" blunder.

I think it is.

@avclub-f0a25fc22f6198ce61fe90730dc075e1:disqus To be fair, Diane Rehm is like 75 years old and has (had?) spasmodic dysphonia.

@avclub-f0a25fc22f6198ce61fe90730dc075e1:disqus To be fair, Diane Rehm is like 75 years old and has (had?) spasmodic dysphonia.

@avclub-f20009df133551a813e70d50bc24e15f:disqus That seems so unlistenable I'm not even going to make an attempt.

*Grey

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@avclub-ee5bfdf797c80ececac6473cf1e8407d:disqus Yep, that's it. Thank you.

I half-saw a commercial earlier tonight for a movie described as the "bad boys' Bucket List" (by the NYT, no less) and I screamed at no one. I have no idea what is was but it had DeNiro, Walken and, I dunno, let's say Duval. I don't fucking remember. I had a point but I think I just had a stroke.

Rabin's failure/fiasco/secret success formula has become meaningless, though it was perfect when he gave a shit.

LL Cool L (Ladies Love Cool Ladies)

…blunderbuss.

No, I love Philouza as well.

AHS was definitely better this season than Girls could ever be. Holy shit.

If it was accurate it would just make me want to get some blow. Which it did anyway, but still. I may have a problem.

You're all insanely young and I'm so jealous.

I love those jokes so goddamn much.

Same.