I need an update on this pie. Did it taste okay?

Ok, so I haven't been to Taco C in probably six months and went there this afternoon and got a chicken burrito and ten hours later I have horrible gas that smells exactly like the food I ate earlier. I don't know if this is what you missed but it's awful. I did enjoy the burrito while I was eating it, though.

Ok, so I haven't been to Taco C in probably six months and went there this afternoon and got a chicken burrito and ten hours later I have horrible gas that smells exactly like the food I ate earlier. I don't know if this is what you missed but it's awful. I did enjoy the burrito while I was eating it, though.

My cat will eat anything, but his "favorite" food seems to be pizza.

My cat will eat anything, but his "favorite" food seems to be pizza.

I smoke a lot of pot and I don't find it funny.

I smoke a lot of pot and I don't find it funny.

I'll eat some Taco Cabana for lunch in your honor.

I'll eat some Taco Cabana for lunch in your honor.

In college I used to go to a White Castle by a Jewel on the way to a friend's house from the train. We'd get a bunch of tiny disgusting burgers and a ton of beer and inevitably have horrible diarrhea the next day. But we just kept doing it, because it felt so good.

In college I used to go to a White Castle by a Jewel on the way to a friend's house from the train. We'd get a bunch of tiny disgusting burgers and a ton of beer and inevitably have horrible diarrhea the next day. But we just kept doing it, because it felt so good.

Hey Handlen, we should go jogging sometime and then eat some Ben & Jerry's. Your favorites are my favorites too!

Hey Handlen, we should go jogging sometime and then eat some Ben & Jerry's. Your favorites are my favorites too!

Whoa, I forgot that exists.

Whoa, I forgot that exists.

'And apparently so was the director, "This serial killer
origin story monologue is too boring, quick, shoot the scene upside
down!"'

'And apparently so was the director, "This serial killer
origin story monologue is too boring, quick, shoot the scene upside
down!"'

There was a brief glimpse of ass in the disrobing-at-the-pool-party scene.

There was a brief glimpse of ass in the disrobing-at-the-pool-party scene.

I love that pastor. All of his lines are fantastic.