It would be fucking awesome if marketing just didn't exist.

It would be fucking awesome if marketing just didn't exist.

Nothing. I do a lot of compliance shit at work and no states have common statutes or anything and it's all a big stupid clusterfuck. None of it makes sense. I never considered what @avclub-e7b020dc5b20f6303627206c35622a17:disqus posted but that seems like a decent explanation.

Nothing. I do a lot of compliance shit at work and no states have common statutes or anything and it's all a big stupid clusterfuck. None of it makes sense. I never considered what @avclub-e7b020dc5b20f6303627206c35622a17:disqus posted but that seems like a decent explanation.

That's hilarious.

That's hilarious.

I always thought it was Hans Olo.

I always thought it was Hans Olo.

@avclub-8583cd7c50cc85d47a8db2dae972cd72:disqus Tarzan's Edgar Rice Burrough's John Carter.

@avclub-8583cd7c50cc85d47a8db2dae972cd72:disqus Tarzan's Edgar Rice Burrough's John Carter.

Then you just flip it on them and say, "Not in the world you grew up in, buddy."

Then you just flip it on them and say, "Not in the world you grew up in, buddy."

Fair enough.

Fair enough.

Weird. I also find myself exhausted on a near daily basis. Sometimes people can't even wake me!

Weird. I also find myself exhausted on a near daily basis. Sometimes people can't even wake me!

This seems like a bunch of bullshit to me. People work outside in Texas in 100 degree+ weather for a pittance without the benefit of craft services or their millions of dollars to buy whatever the fuck they want and they don't take 60 day leaves of absence for exhaustion, regardless of how exhausted they are. Real…

This seems like a bunch of bullshit to me. People work outside in Texas in 100 degree+ weather for a pittance without the benefit of craft services or their millions of dollars to buy whatever the fuck they want and they don't take 60 day leaves of absence for exhaustion, regardless of how exhausted they are. Real…

Taynt Misbehavin'.

Taynt Misbehavin'.