What kind of name is Gurn?

What? Australian? Not even close… That was Canadian, right? Cos it's so north?!

What? Australian? Not even close… That was Canadian, right? Cos it's so north?!

I did not wish to fuck her with even a ten-foot-pole until she offered the musical guest the chance to perform some thank yous too. Generosity of kindness is fucking sexy.

I did not wish to fuck her with even a ten-foot-pole until she offered the musical guest the chance to perform some thank yous too. Generosity of kindness is fucking sexy.

She can sing, but her real talent is clearly songwriting. "Shine bright like a diamond." What powerful imagery! And a metaphor too!

She can sing, but her real talent is clearly songwriting. "Shine bright like a diamond." What powerful imagery! And a metaphor too!

@avclub-087b52206cd164583fd17f0fa1c5d6a4:disqus The only amazing thing about Eva Mendes is that for some reason, Ryan Gosling seems really into her.

@avclub-087b52206cd164583fd17f0fa1c5d6a4:disqus The only amazing thing about Eva Mendes is that for some reason, Ryan Gosling seems really into her.

I fell in love with Anne Hathaway tonight. Has anyone EVER asked the musical guest who they'd like to thank? Ridiculous.
I'm waiting desperately for a tumblr gif photoset of the American Gothic sketch. Hathaway and Sudeikis were an amazing team.

I fell in love with Anne Hathaway tonight. Has anyone EVER asked the musical guest who they'd like to thank? Ridiculous.
I'm waiting desperately for a tumblr gif photoset of the American Gothic sketch. Hathaway and Sudeikis were an amazing team.

Girls… they run the world. And all that. There needs to be a double femme ballot to compensate for this huge patriarchal imbalance. Please, sir.

Girls… they run the world. And all that. There needs to be a double femme ballot to compensate for this huge patriarchal imbalance. Please, sir.

@avclub-3b661d671740495716434a3ba797c6f2:disqus Well, he did teach her how to goose a warped phlange with a triple three bolt smack.
In my head, he calls her 'Perkins', and it is wonderful.
Also in Citizen Knope when they're brainstorming Christmas presents for Leslie, Tom has made the word cloud with all of Leslie's…

@avclub-3b661d671740495716434a3ba797c6f2:disqus Well, he did teach her how to goose a warped phlange with a triple three bolt smack.
In my head, he calls her 'Perkins', and it is wonderful.
Also in Citizen Knope when they're brainstorming Christmas presents for Leslie, Tom has made the word cloud with all of Leslie's…

Yeah, probably better to avoid a lifetime of happiness from watching a genuinely wonderful show rather than skip an episode because of the presence of one person.

Yeah, probably better to avoid a lifetime of happiness from watching a genuinely wonderful show rather than skip an episode because of the presence of one person.

"Is this the new temp who's supposed to help me with the spreadsheets?"
"You wanna talk about spreading the sheets, we can go back to my place and I will rock your…."

"Is this the new temp who's supposed to help me with the spreadsheets?"
"You wanna talk about spreading the sheets, we can go back to my place and I will rock your…."

There will always be Ron.