And instead of saying 'literally' twelve thousand times a day, he will say '…real piece-a work.'

The thing about your truthful comment is, it is true.

The thing about your truthful comment is, it is true.

Awwww baby, why you like that? C to the A to the P and T, CaptObvious gotta watch the Parks for ME! …Jean-Ralphio

Awwww baby, why you like that? C to the A to the P and T, CaptObvious gotta watch the Parks for ME! …Jean-Ralphio

The Chris thing has been around for ages, so it's possible that you have the observational skills of an Andy, Ann was stupid, she was crazy not to go home with either of those hot guys who bid, and YES, wth, we didn't get April and Andy reunion at all? And then she was super pouty.

The Chris thing has been around for ages, so it's possible that you have the observational skills of an Andy, Ann was stupid, she was crazy not to go home with either of those hot guys who bid, and YES, wth, we didn't get April and Andy reunion at all? And then she was super pouty.

Nothing will ever be as good as Haverkins anyway.

Nothing will ever be as good as Haverkins anyway.

I don't think anyone can appreciate that statement without knowing your current age.

I don't think anyone can appreciate that statement without knowing your current age.

Goddammit Bill Murray, just say yes already.

Goddammit Bill Murray, just say yes already.

Tonya was the only one who ever worked there. I wonder what she's doing now.

Tonya was the only one who ever worked there. I wonder what she's doing now.

I didn't cry either but I'm pretty sure I cried last week when Ben told her he couldn't have phone sex at that second.
I think I was too upset about them starting the episode with Ben and Leslie having already decided to move in together, which meant no more Ben/Leslie/Andy/April/Living Situation of Dreams scenario.

I didn't cry either but I'm pretty sure I cried last week when Ben told her he couldn't have phone sex at that second.
I think I was too upset about them starting the episode with Ben and Leslie having already decided to move in together, which meant no more Ben/Leslie/Andy/April/Living Situation of Dreams scenario.

Sluts? Allergic? Yearning? Smell my dreams.

Sluts? Allergic? Yearning? Smell my dreams.

Or a City Planner. I'm sure each has as much of an effect on the city as the other.