IT WAS ME. I FUCKED MY WIFE.

I feel ya. But COME ON! Separated ain't divorced, right? Right? Riiiiiight?

I feel ya. But COME ON! Separated ain't divorced, right? Right? Riiiiiight?

He fucked his wife!

He fucked his wife!

New Girl got more annoying by the end of the season but at least it wasn't all about "OH MY GOD WHERE CAN I FIND A MAN TO LOVE ME? I'm surprisingly incompetent at my job and my life is a wreck but men are totally in love with me anyway!"

New Girl got more annoying by the end of the season but at least it wasn't all about "OH MY GOD WHERE CAN I FIND A MAN TO LOVE ME? I'm surprisingly incompetent at my job and my life is a wreck but men are totally in love with me anyway!"

What an inaccurate statement.

What an inaccurate statement.

@intangible_fancy:disqus I wanna say John Connor in the Sarah Connor Chronicles. Though maybe he was so cool because he was already partly developed from the movies.

@intangible_fancy:disqus I wanna say John Connor in the Sarah Connor Chronicles. Though maybe he was so cool because he was already partly developed from the movies.

@avclub-40e90db13ab31c7efd64228034182c2e:disqus Yeah, I'm pretty sure that was Dennis, Mike's top guy and the guy who was on the receiving end of some pretty harsh negotiating.

What good has ever come out of something being universally appealing? Apart from Tom Hanks and Dave Grohl, obviously, and even we know some @HipsterDouchebag:disqus hates them both.
Bachelorette is seriously more entrenched in realism, and edgy, and hilarious. Pleeeease give it a chance.

What good has ever come out of something being universally appealing? Apart from Tom Hanks and Dave Grohl, obviously, and even we know some @HipsterDouchebag:disqus hates them both.
Bachelorette is seriously more entrenched in realism, and edgy, and hilarious. Pleeeease give it a chance.

My name is Gary and I'm from Gary, Indiana. It's probably one of my more charming anecdotes.

My name is Gary and I'm from Gary, Indiana. It's probably one of my more charming anecdotes.

@avclub-951d3e731b6b2ac1e93cbba6e1b68e80:disqus Even think that maybe Perry thought it was a douche move to flash cash around? Like, 'check me out, bitch, I can give you a $20 just for carrying two glasses from the bar to where we're sitting." Sure, tips are nice, but a $20? For that? Really?

@avclub-951d3e731b6b2ac1e93cbba6e1b68e80:disqus Even think that maybe Perry thought it was a douche move to flash cash around? Like, 'check me out, bitch, I can give you a $20 just for carrying two glasses from the bar to where we're sitting." Sure, tips are nice, but a $20? For that? Really?

I think Mose is the Scranton Strangler. They said we'd find out who it was this year.

I think Mose is the Scranton Strangler. They said we'd find out who it was this year.