They money they save goes towards building the wall!

And don't forget The Ranch!

Oh, you're only saying that because it's true in every single instance.

He also really hates when you dig through his garbage! I'll tell you, if there's one thing you can't learn from a person through their garbage, is how litigious they are.

Not once they cancelled Sense 8.

I know! I Schumered you!

Is he getting paid those Schumer bucks? …I'm guessing somebody made this joke already. And I don't care! I'm taking the end of the world theory and going crazy!

Mulaney. Blackout drunk. My god. Hilarious.

We gave it a shot. My wife and I've always thought she was funny, joke stealing or no. But that last special wasn't good. Barely entertaining.

Man, I loved his specials. Cracked me the hell up. Saw him once here in Denver at Comedy Works. I've never understood why people dislike him, outside of that godforsaken show he made.

If I'm going to be ass, I want to be the part that's the easiest to clean in the shower. I've got standards.

So, the top part, right?

Oh, I'll still pop up in your house from time to time to watch you sleep.

Good for her! She's not as funny as either of them, at least to me, but I'm glad she's getting paid for being as famous.

Sooooo…you're in?

Baskin Robbins?

Causality Effect you fool! You're the reason Trump exists!

Because it is! It's Dave Franco! Dave Franco is a white supremacist. That's why Tyrese Gibson hated him so much on the set of Flyboys.

He secretes rage. Common affliction among those types. It why they never get hugged. Plus the rage smells like a hobos ass sweat thats been soaked in doo doo butter.

Isn't a pro-Trump rally simply called Brietbart?