I'm going to have a standoff with Federal agents that ends in hilarious violence. It's funny how people cope with things, isn't it? Ah. Life. You, with your trying new things. Me, with a homicidal standoff with noble Federal Law Enforcement.

Fucking Karen. She should be dead. She should be! Plus she should have moved back in with her parents. She had just moved to NY, got that job, got fired, and worked with Matt and Foggy for no money and still paid rent? With no skills? But instead, Matt, Foggy, and the Editor or whatever, want to sleep with her. …

Compliment! All day!

Hey! I put them in there for a reason, and Warren Oates still hasn't learned their damn lesson!

I'm soooo sorry. That…that's the same thing they wrote in my high school yearbook. Except they said prom.

Internet only fam. That how the kids grew up, without cable. That's some crazy shit. I remember having a tv that worked stacked on top of another tv and using rabbit ears for cable.

So I got this pig all lubed up for nothing, or, like, what's happening?

You're a serial killers wet dream.

I just saw like, Classic MTV I think it's called, online and they played music videos. Actual music videos. I had almost forgotten what that was like. To sit and watch a cool music video. And they tried hard to make cool music videos. A-Ha. Take on Me. Great video. Toto. Africa. Not a great video. The point…

She's the worst. If somebody saves your life, you don't tell them what a dick they are. Without Daredevil, Karen has been murdered in her apartment in season 1. Plus, he's not creating the problems, like Foggy claimed. He didn't create the Hand. Didn't create Elektra. He's not inspiring copycat villains. He's…

That's headline material right there, lady-who-has-absolutely-no-qualifications-to-be-writing-stories-for-a-newspaper!

Oh, Manimal. I'm going to miss you most of all.

Which is good for me because I still laugh like an idiot every time I think about that scene.

From Rick and Morty. Last episode. One of the funniest things I've ever seen. It's stupid, but worth watching.

Shhhhh…it's ok, cutie. Now, why don't you put on this StarFleet Academy suit…

God damn!

At least you've got reasons aside from "Cause fuck em, that's why!" which is the logic I applied to Transformers. I could learn from you, is what I'm saying.

Why would you want it to?

Does he not? I thought that's how he got his healthy skin tone.

What ever happened to the guy (Stone?) that Stick was reporting to at the end of DD S1? Stick's boss, I think he was? I know the Chaste were wiped out, but didn't that guy seem to be powerful? Like, not a normal Ninja? And if you're going to take the time to introduce a mysterious leader, why kill him off camera…