Impressive memory and attention to detail.

You had a chance to do it today and wasted the solar eclipse. Sucka mc's.

Yes!

Once Trump gets exposed as X'eenu the Demon of Bullshit and Garish Colors in the eclipse, humanity will finally join together to defeat him and his demon hordes. Then we'll all look back on this and laugh.

And Daredevil is knocking people out left and right instead of actually having a fight, like S1 and S2 of his show. And it's not like he's fighting nobodies. He's fighting Ninjas. Ninjas in suits. Luke should be devastating. Jessica isn't a fighter and isn't bulletproof, so she should probably get stabbed or hit…

That was one of the most shoe horned in white privilege speeches ever. Is Luke right? Yeah. But he just heard about the Hand and couldn't know how deep their reach in legitimate business could go. Also, defending the kid who just went to a crime scene to presumably torch a bunch of corpses doesn't work in the he…

They'll never know the soul crushing horror of taking their kids Little League team there after finishing 3rd. 3rd?! Why the hell are we even bothering? I get 2nd, but 3rd? And it's not like everybody pitched evenly on the bill. I'm pretty sure we paid for at least 2 other kids.

Bro. It's clearly a trap. Remember when Arby's said they weren't going to destroy your stomach?

You. Lucky. Bastard.

I'm assuming they're going to infest childrens nightmares with just their food then?

By the way, there's only one other group that I can immediately think of that use their cars to drive through crowds.

What…what happened in Screech's life to make him so not like his brother?

Queens is in the house, represent represent!

You know something, pig fucker? Can I call you pig fucker? Any time you support something, be it a political or social cause, that neo nazis support, you're on the wrong side.

There is no extremism on the left. Wanna know why? THERE ARE NO FUCKING NAZIS ON THE LEFT!

Nah. It's just an incredibly stupid statement to make whenever Nazis are involved.

Have you looked at the logistics of having a giant Obama statue on top of Trump Tower taking a dump? Or are you past the idea stage?

You think he doesn't already pay hookers 50 bucks to do that? C'mon.

At this point even Uncle Ruckus would be ashamed, and Huey would be somewhere in Cuba.

Just keep falling off that wall, Humpty Dumpty.