…sigh.

Fucking Juan Valdez is the biggest threat to immigration and decent coffee in history.

Fuck yeah! …so, wanna keep doing all this coke? Cause I can't feel my…anything.

That would show a level of political survival instincts that, to this point, he hasn't been able to muster. He got to shoot out a tweet under the guise of making a bold proclamation about drug prices, when in actuality, it was a chance to shit on a black dude.

And North Korea will handle the rest? I mean, and North Korea will handle the rest.

As I understand it, most of the major CEO's are fighting his NAFTA…demands?, I guess that's what they are. So hopefully the adults will win.

Think about your question for a hot second. That's your answer.

Oh yeah. That's a LL upvote right there.

I agree with what you said for the most part, but, what left wing crazies would worry you? Also, I'm not sure how being a left wing crazy is asking the President of the United States to condemn supremacists.

And pants. Don't forget pants.

It's horrifying. And we all saw this coming during the Bush Jr. administration when Texas was allowed to make alterations to their states history books, which also affected several other states as well. So it's preservation of history provided you don't try to rename a street, or remove a statue, otherwise it's a…

Damnit, I thought the N-word was "Nazi" for a brief second and was kind of happy and pleasantly confused, then reality came crashing down. I am going to assume by your post that these ain't exactly the hip hop fan suburban kids. Plus, even in suburban Jersey, there's still black people, right?

Drowning In Cold Piss. New band name! Called it!

Somebody get this man a MAGA hat, a gun, and register him to vote! Stat!

She's a bad mother…

Well, now you know. And knowing is half the battle. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a bug out bag that I need to retrieve.

Hey man, just because I ain't gonna comment on that Kinja thing, here's a parting gift for you:

I think Fred Savage still owns that trophy. And guess what? Fred Savage IS the trophy. That's how goddamn good he is.

…was…was that an enormous statue of a butt plug?

POOTIE TOO GOOD! POOTIE TOO GOOD!