Kappa chow! Cold me down on the pantie sty!

I like to imagine how they would feel if the original version of the Statue of Liberty was actually used. I go to bed with a smile on my face every night.

Oh, everybody seems batshit crazy when they say batshit crazy things.

The problem with these statues are they're so damn sexy…and porous.

If they make one, there needs to be a plaque calling him a "freedom fighter." They can shuttle it between Bush Sr and the Reagan museum.

Easiest way to tell them apart is that American Dad! is insane and funny. Family Guy is not.

Look. It's whatever my phone tells me it is. You think I have enough time to be a high functioning alcoholic and worry about grammar?

You magnificent bastard. I'm retroactively renaming my kids dirtside 1 and dirtside 2.

I love this so much. The argument is that by removing these statues, you're effectively "whitewashing" the negative parts of history to appease minority groups. Ok. Cool. If that is indeed the problem, then they should all be far more upset with the changes that have occurred in our childrens textbooks. Slavery…

The only reason Trump would mention Chicago is to appeal to his "base." They use Chicago as an example of so called "black on black" crime and to say "Well gun violence only applies to the black community."

Hmmm. College was over 20 years ago for me, and if there was any politically motivated anything, it was basically about policy. Which I loved.

Good point. But is it really the intent of the Administration to invoke violence, or are they just assuming that this is College, and having someone you disagree with as a keynote speaker could promote honest conversation? I'm not a big fan of College kids refusing to have their values or ideals challenged by…

No, but the application of the law certainly seems to back up one side as opposed to the other. And that's not a new phenomenon.

Again, you're absolutely right. Freedom of speech shouldn't just apply to the things we like to hear.

Not when it's legal to walk around armed like that.

Racists tend to be an intellectual/theoretical conversation when those racists have never targeted you and yours. For those that have experienced racism in its various forms, it stops being intellectual and becomes emotional. From getting beat up by a group of people, to people following you around a store because…

She'll be fired soon.

Doesn't it veer a bit from free speech as a practice when you show up to your event with shields, torches, clubs, and firearms? At that point, aren't you simply a gang provoking a fight? You're right, in that free speech should be protected. And in this case, it might have been best if there were no counter…

Yes. Yes it was.

Yeah, but your way strips me of the pleasure of lying to my kid. Creates the illusion that people can be trusted. And that would make me a negligent parent. Understand?