That is so cool. Thanks for the info. I'm going to buy it under the pretense that it's for my son, but will secretly play it when I ground him for no real reason.

I remember playing the first Metal Gear on Nintendo. You had to creep around, and one of the methods to do this was to…use a cardboard box. Like, you would just be a cardboard box, walking along and shooting people. It was amazing.

Just like Bill Clinton.

Hmmmm…

Ah. Love Symbol #9. Sounds like you didn't have a live dolphin. Common mistake. Hell, the first time I used Love Symbol # 1, I didn't have a mythological creature or the Sword of Omens. Boy was my face red! Baffled the Doctors.

He has bigger things to worry about. Did you know he doesn't have any internal organs?

Orange you glad you voted for me? The number one color used by dipshits everywhere.

He's not lying!

Love Symbol #1 left me in the Hospital for a week. Totally worth it.

My heroin dealer is going to be pissed that he didn't trademark that name when Admiral JumJum and I told him to.

I think I speak for everybody when I question your decision to not lead the State Patrol on a merry chase. They're bored, you're drunk…that's like peanut butter and jelly.

Here's hoping that a jury of your peers accept those closing arguments.

And if you and I keep harvesting the young peoples internal organs, we'll both be around to see it.

How are fake eclipse glasses, that I sell in bulk, a bad thing? I make money, which I spend on other horrible things that take advantage and seriously injure gentle rubes, and the healthcare system makes money off said gentle rubes. Seems to me, after one of my many ether binges, that this is both capitalism and…

Rather them than Theon. Any day of the week, and twice on Sundays.

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

So, Arya looks like she's going to completely ruin my thesis that a simple hug can end a homicidal urge for revenge.

Its such an incredible thing, bigotry. Like insanity, if you recognize it, then you're not it. No, wait. That doesn't make sense. The point is, we're all bigots in some form or another. Almost impossible to be when confronted with everything we see and hear. It's why I do applaud the vast majority of people here…

You're right. I AM pretty great!

Context. Exactly. That's why I hate this "tit for tat" argument that some choose to use. Well, somebody was injured at a BLM rally, so there's violence that happens with the left too! Well, somebody was injured at a pride rally (I have no clue if that's ever happened, but…) so the left does it too! Well, somebody…