Why? From what I've seen, the internet will turn on the things it purports to love. If not immediately, then soon enough. Hell, this isn't even a fad, like a pop star. But, it's ultimately irrelevant. I like it, you like it. Life is good!

Violence. Sex. Nudity. Profanity. All things we see on TV nowadays. I dub this R-rating pointless and banal.

So, NOT like summer camp then?

Always. Hell, Doctuar is my POA.

Pffft. THAT old chestnut.

I have the utmost respect for Ms. DuVernay. She makes art. And a true artist doesn't care about money, or making less than her male peers, or frivolous concepts like "equality.". …Ohhhh lawd, this sarcasm is KILLING me inside.

Just follow him around with a camera and boombox. Like a normal person.

Uh, blame her and avoid filing any criminal charges? Louie plays football at USC, right?

Well, it's 90's week or something on AVClub. So you're right on time.

I'm getting there! But with all these other people I'm compelled to murder, it's just taking longer than expected.

You might also want to see a Doctor. That's some delightful dyslexia you've got there, friend.

So it'll star Jeff Foxworthy? Hahahaha! I'm kidding! Nothing should star Jeff Foxworthy.

So? He's not playing for the Dodgers. He's not catching passes for the Chiefs. He's not playing enforcer against Sid the Kid. He can do as many roids as humanly possible. I don't understand your overarching point. And no, that's not because my brain has been rotted by these wonderful steroids!

That's just science.

Did you try torture? Worked for Jack Bauer.

Cheaper to just hire somebody to steal all of it. Er…ah…um…so I heard from this guy.

God, look at that jacket. It's so…Childish.

No, no. You're thinking of a truck stop restroom.

Suckers! You can get this for much cheaper in most alleys across America. Plus you can get eye contact.

Hey! Leave Korean Jesus alone! He's busy. With Korean shit.