…I really hope you're not the type to take your shoes off before entering your house, otherwise you're in for a terrible, terrible surprise.

This is true. Although, I would still prefer him over a suit filled with a poop like substance like Mitch McConnell.

Marco Rubio ended Marco Rubio's dreams of being President by being Marco Rubio.

I immediately checked the news to see if he exploded into gold and rubies. Excuse me. The most elegant ruby-studded gold and most gold-plated rubies.

I caught cacophonous while I was on shore leave back in '93.

Is Kurdistan in Alabama? Or did we just name the entire south Kurdistan?

…James Woods?

Oh, come on. What else are you doing with your…whenever that show airs? Not regretting the time spent watching Ballers? Not contemplating the series of poor life choices that lead you to watch Ballers?

Tits.
Tits.
Cock.
Dragons.

What is dead may never die.

I like to believe that she will live on in kindred spirit as the super badass Mormont girl.

If you start telling everybody you came back from the dead, they're gonna test that shit. This is Westeros. They don't need added reasons to ruthlessly murder you.

My wife and I feel like HBO owes us another 3 minutes of run time after that. On the plus side, we got an extra few minutes to open another bottle of wine. So we've got that going for us.

You misunderstand. It's clearly racism to us. We're all black and in our mid-forties. And it seems pretty clear to me that what Hillary went through was sexism. Actually, let me back up. It seems clear to us all that there were racial undertones to everything the GOP did to prevent Obama from succeeding. I'm not…

Well, you'd try. But I'm quite certain a massive coronary stroke would be in your future.

The real story is the black couple, married for 63 years, who tried the same thing. Unfortunately, their quest was stopped short when they were shot by the police for not using a turn signal. I'm sure if we could interview them in the afterlife, they'd say they got off easy.

Y'know…my family and friends have all had this same conversation years ago. We all wondered why there was so much hatred for Obama. Hell, a Senator called him a liar during the State of the Union address. A freshman Senator. We all tried to find a policy or two that would justify what we all saw for 8 years. …

Don't forget the astronomical levels of axe body spray!

And I just spit up my smoothie cause I laughed so hard. Thanks!

January? Yes. I remember January.