Aroused and terrified? We're complex creatures, dag nabit!

I must sadly disagree with this articles headline. That thought is what gets me through my day. Bannon with dicks in his mouth. Am I childish? Sure. But I'm constantly entertained and giggling. So…suck it?

Yeah. So does he.

…I kinda wanted to see Grey Worm's penis. There. I said it. I contributed nothing to this conversation other that a little honesty.

He's the Flash. He should be moving fast enough that hitting him is damn near impossible. Plus, he heals absurdly fast. If there's one person in this iteration of the Justice League who shouldn't look like a Transformer, it's the damn Flash.

True indeed. I actually forgot about that, but he was great.

Michael Jai White made Black Dynamite. If anything, he should be running Hollywood, and perhaps a small investment company.

The studio is probably hoping they make up the difference when the British currency is de-valued.

And then she drunkenly ran over most of southern California. That's how this story ends, and that pic is her file photo.

Remember when Batman was in Daredevil Season 2, dispensing Bat-Justice to all the scumbags? That's my Batman. .45 caliber justice, bitches!

Bullshit. Donald Trump has never said anything stupid in his entire life. 36% of all people know that.

Yeah. A dude who looks like a lady. What else can explain my sexual confusio—-don't answer that!

I'd tell them all about it, but it's such a pain in the ass to undo their cages and remove their human muzzles.

Jim Lee is the Hugh Heffner of comic book artists. So, no. He has not. And god willing, never will.

Sure! I've been looking for an excuse to embezzle money from my corporation that wasn't purely greed based!

Way to spoil the third act, dick.

It's what? T minus 45 minutes before we're all completely inundated by OJ Simpson coverage?

Somebody should've planted that knowledge in you like a Baltimore Cop.

Right. Like Christie could stop at just one. Pfft.

My dumb dumb son is sick and thinks it's adorable to puke as loudly as possible the whole fucking night. I took off today otherwise I would be a miserable prick to the phone reps. So, I'll take it out on the AVClub! Huzzah!