So, we're STILL calling it Comic-Con? That's cool. I love misnomers as much as the next person.

A sad thought? It's doesitmatters time to shine!

***nose and ears start bleeding***

Well, that Neilson family I Clockwork Oranged for one…

***takes a second to contemplate while cutting break lines on car***

My son is really sick and is the most dramatic vomiter in the history of the universe, so….I'll be listening to that. …I'm so tired, everybody. I'm just so tired. ***sobs quietly***

And I wouldn't argue with you. Not in those cases. I've long since given up thinking that everything is equal.

Exactly. On a human level, we should all empathize. Without that basic quality, what are we as people? Now, on whatever other level you choose to view his professional career, fine. But your first sentence sums it up perfectly.

If filmed correctly, this movie could help audiences across the world find out what an epileptic seizure feels like.

I should actually thank Mr. Cain. He provides a bit of perspective for me. Now I know how white people probably feel whenever they see somebody do or say something absurdly racist. Like, you're ashamed that you could even be associated with this person based on nothing more than skin pigmentation.

Why would anyone want to buy a letter, for what'll be a tremendous amount, that isn't about you or people that you know? I get that this is a celebrity obsessed culture we live in, but this just seems like a waste of money at best. At worst, it seems like a sad attempt to feel like you're a part of an artists life. …

Can't get enuff of that wonderful Duff…

He should have plenty of time now, waiting for Obamacare to fail and all. Still has the free time not getting a wall along the southern border built. Being a horribly unqualified liar with no real agenda should leave him with all types of free time.

I like how she called Black Lives Matter a terrorist group because that's just what you do at Fox "News."

Jack and Shit? Great. Now you want her to open her head up to show us what's inside? Jeebus, man!

Wow. That would just be sad. Yet somehow, the most American thing ever.

It's the greatest thing whenever "fact based reporting" is somehow synonymous with "liberal media."

I got 20 bucks on Al finishing her with the Camel Clutch. 40 says Chris ends her with the DDT. Yep. Broadcast Booth Bloodbath. You would watch that. C'mon buddy. You would. We all would. Rush? Done. The Morning Joe dorks? You bet. Tucker Carlson? PPV event.

This is the Fox stench, right? Like, nobody takes her seriously or has even a modicum of respect for her based on her participation in the absurd polarization of the news, right? I don't wish misery on anybody, but this seems a bit like karma, right?

What is: The exact opposite of my bowels after eating at Taco Bell for 200, Alex?