Bean nice knowing you!

That…might make me give a brief consideration to eating what Taco Bell so loosely defines as "food."

Yep. Just share off your plate. It'll hopefully help them expand their palate. For whatever that's worth in the grand scheme of life.

I thought I was going to be ready for it with our second kid. And I was wrong. They're all just weirdo's and wildly unpredictable.

My daughter ate damn near anything we put in front of her, which was whatever we had the energy to cook. Usually mac n cheese and hot dogs, or other stuff like that. Now, she wants to be a vegetarian. She's a teenager.

She got the taste now, didn't she? The only way to keep this feeling would be to make sure any protections for transgender people THAT AREN'T RICH AND FAMOUS are repealed. Sure, she may not get the feel and taste of murder, but it's tangential, so she'll take what she can get.

She would be willing to run for a Party that hates her, huh? Well, she'll fit right in with the likes of Ben Carson, I guess. This is pathetic. It is. What a self serving jerk. Sure, she could be a wonderful person, full of love and warmth, but this just seems disgusting.

Especially if he drinks it over the still smoldering corpse of Juan Valdez.

I hope they do. They can use Reed Richards to replace all the tech Stark makes. Provided Thanos kills Stark. As is his wont.

I can't wait till this comes out so that I can complain about it on the interwebs! Excelsior, mother&%$#ers!!!

"Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb. "

…fucking idiots need the MOST attention! These dummies are reproducing like Glenn Beck is giving them bars of gold and drugs.

Yet they're the very same people that are responsible for all that voter fraud that never happened.

You're clearly unaware that Zach and Coke is actually Sean Hannity.

Kid Rock'll fuck anything you want, as long as you vote for him. He'll fuck this! He'll fuck that! He'll fuck it all!

You had me at "Can I?" ***Gently rolls a bath salt joint*** You had me at "Can I?"

That's why I said it!

I like how more incredibly unqualified entertainers are all in on running for office. That's clearly a step in the right direction from Obama. Dignity is for hookers and rubber cement companies.

Don't worry about me! I learned my lesson from James Byrd!

I'm off to consult with Urban Dictionary. Back in a bit!