It was I who fled frantically out of Innsmouth in the early morning hours of July 16, 1927, and whose frightened appeals for governent inquiry and action brought on the whole reported episode.

The real question is, what isn't he doing with his fingers! Right?! Right?! …r-right?

There was no DSL in the 80's!

Jeebus! Get some ruby quartz goggles on Cyclops before he kills us all!

Yeah. Oklahoma does suck.

USA!! USA!! USA!! USA!!

I'm an enabler!

We meant the emotional maturity of an 18 year old, if that helps clear this kerfuffle up.

Don't look at is as stealing. Think about it like you're taking somebody else's property without their permission or knowledge.

…duh.

I'm going to take the optimistic viewpoint, and just congratulate Texas public schools for still teaching their kids numbers. Way to go guys!

I see. Well, just remember: kids don't cost money, they make money! When you sell them on the black market, or to Angelina Jolie. Which is pretty much the same thing. The point is, you just have to stay one step ahead of the Feds.

…who are you, my wife?

Hey now. We both know it absolutely does not.

Sigh. He's off limits. He's just a kid. Now, join me on Fox and Friends to shit on Sasha and Malia.

Beyonce knows how to play a guitar, Sam Kinison.

You sound like me before I had my daughter. And you sound like my little brother (the one who actually started this account). Once you have one of these things, your whole world changes.

2Pac showed them how to cross the life/death barrier?

My liege, I wish I could give you an answer for that. I really do. There was more attention paid to Obama and his birth certificate, religion, dog name choice, and occasional cigarette smoking than something important like that pus leaking prolapsed anus, Gorka.

It'll be a shame when those beautiful children are consumed by the internet. But it's part of the contract their parents signed when they became famous. Oh well. Feed, my pretties! Feed!