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They were sacrificed to the God of Film. They'll get into it next season on American Gods. Stay tuned!

I wish! No, I'll be in the hospital with an IV and getting my palms shaved.

Holy cow! I thought I recognized you! You were amazing in Meaty Dongs and Tiny Thongs 1-72! And such large portions!

Aw, shit. I was hoping he'd pull through. My heart goes out to his family and friends. Farewell, Mr. John Bernecker.

Succinctly put. That pretty much mirrors my perspective of the GOP. Which is sad. My folks were Republicans…until the Civil Rights era started and the GOP gave us a big middle finger and decided to double down on that philosophy for the next few decades.

Ah. I don't blame him then. I normally stay away from these conversations except to make a stupid comment, but every once in a while, I like to scream into the void. Cathartic.

Now that is an interesting perspective. I wish Mr. Threepwood was here. They're from Russia, I think. Could add to this conversation in a beneficial way.

"I'm Ben Carson, and this is merely a wonderful tan!"

But, they do believe in something, Lebowski. They believe that removing any of the financial restrictions that were enacted after the market hung itself in 08 will lead to good old fashion trickle down benefits for us. They certainly believe in rolling back any of the policies that the Obama administration enacted,…

Somebody let me know if I'm way off base here, but voter fraud is somehow an issue, but a foreign government potentially interfering with our elections is something we need to "move on" from (according to Gorka).

She's getting divorced. Shooting at her seems like piling on.

I didn't. I also didn't, and don't, care. It's his life. He's not hurting anybody as far as I know.

And I'm 100% confident that Marc Kasowitz is the real ruff ryder, and you better watch your back, bitch.

Oh, you should've posted the entire email chain. It was glorious.

We're all going to feel real foolish when it turns out DMX was going undercover and will soon be joined by his partner, Jet Li.

It remains to be seen how this will affect the Ruff Ryders reunion tour announced last month.

With those qualifications, at the bare minimum, he could join Trump's Russia Investigation team with the other rage virus, Marc Kasowitz.

I'm just happy to know that this wasn't a hallucination brought on by that sweet, sweet, German heroin that I saved specifically for this show.

Word yo! Sharon Jones like a motherfucker!

I still think "The Atomic Blonde Who Gave The Long Kiss Goodnight To Salt The Tomb Raider" is a much better title, because it has a lot of words.