Get DeBarge to judge and you've got all my money!

They will all be a part of the Rhythm Nation if Janet Jackson's power mad dreams come true.

…cocaine's a helluva drug.

A bad trip in the Ozarks? Dude, just….try to relax. You're around friends who love and care for you. Chris, turn on some Bob Marley, ok? Jason, don't worry! We'll get you through this.

My favorite is when people say that this is Obama's fault for having loyalists in the Government that are willing to leak information about the shitty things this Administration is doing.

I'm just waiting for Pence to take over. Because having a competent religious zealot in charge will hasten the apocalypse we're all clamoring for.

"What the hell, bro?!"

Thank you! But as you know, facts are pointless and liberal!

Which won't be a problem coverage wise, as long as the ACA is repealed! Jeez! If you'd just be dumber, you'd get it!

I'm already hooked! It's Human Nature!

I'll be going to the Dollar Store for food so that my family doesn't starve to death, so I'll have to dwell on Quincy Jones not getting his 30 million dollars a little later.

Orange, leaky, and comically exaggerated?

Great. Now we can apply the "I feared for my life" defense to giant water guns.

That picture is way more convenient for my weight loss than sticking my fingers down my throat.

THERE CAN BE ONLY NONE!

Are we Making America China Again?

Pffft. Duh! No, really, I have no idea. Without Alanis Morissette explaining it to me I'm just baffled.

Yeah! Just like our current….y'know….forget it. I'm tired. Just going to scream into my Colonel Sanders pillowcase and regret all the decisions I've made.

Marvel hasn't really made any errors in the building of their movie factory. They had a plan and executed it beautifully. We have characters we're invested in, and while there have been complaints of the films looking too similar (which I've never understood), you're absolutely right. They've nailed the casting…

MENDOZA!!