What about the Jell-O pudding? Or, do we not watch Prince videos the same way?

So are mine! Well, not on YouTube. But on the website for most state and local authorities!

El Rey. Duh.

The yuuuugest bloodbath, and the most elegant, ruby studded cannibalism you'll ever see.

I just go by which one is wearing pants vs which one is violently pleasuring themselves.

Hey, Showtime. Um…alcoholism and heroin aren't just problems of the inherited and idle rich. I mean, I wish. But they're not.

Fraggles…are delicious.

Both he, and Univision, know what he did.

Oh. Hahahaha! …"shoot." I completely misread that, but it still made sense.

…all I know is your username and picture have me laughing so hard there are tears running down my face. Take this upvote and keep being awesome.

Nah. It's July. I think the problem is that you don't have enough opiates. Or too many opiates. I always forget how it works with you.

What?! No 911?! But…who are you going to call to get murdered in your home?

I like to call him the fake Jonah Hill. But it's ok now. Woj is taking over NBA coverage. Probably because he's exceptional at his gig.

"dispersing some excess liquid is all"

Hm. That might explain why my son doesn't bother with straws for his juice boxes. Just squeezes them empty with his freakishly powerful grip.

Sure they do! They drive adolescents to pornhub in droves!

Nobody watches CSPAN.

They should just transition to Facebook. And Snapchat. …those are things, right?

And you know who that cheerleader grew up to be? Damn right. Frank Stallone.

I'd say mainly for what you did to that boat full of Haitians. But, this too.