**Grabs kids, points to story, shakes head sadly, grounds them**

This, and other topics, on tonight's…60 Minutes.

Isn't that exactly what a Trump vote would do though? Ignore what's in front of their face to make wild accusations like Donald Trump is in any way, shape, or form fit to run a Country, much less a Taco stand?

Oh, come now. An anus makes sense.

All I got from what you said is that you're an ideal candidate for a quick trip to Room 101.

Wish you the best, and get better soon. We've got crappy jokes to make on the internet, and without a space robot, it's just sad.

So, we're upset with actors for acting?

Boy. I sure hope the Judges aren't using an electronic ballot.

Good for them both. If you can find just a shred of happiness in life, take it.

***ponders***

That's going to make for one awkward surgery, friend. Why, the angle alone is liable to lead to severe damage. And, as far as I know, Ms. Clarke is not a surgeon. But the deep shock and blood loss might make it tolerable for a second or two.

Normally I wouldn't, but my family is starting to ask questions about all these razor wounds, and I need a substitute.

I can see Trump and his cronies, hanging out in their secret Legion of Doom headquarters, shaking hands and drinking champagne at this latest distraction as they try to chip away at our voting privacy.

You fools! Captain Janeway and the Voyager crew solved this mystery in the goddamn Delta Quadrant years ago.

Ahhhhhh…that's better. I needed some outrage to keep these nips hard! Take a look, everybody! You can cut glass with these things!

I hope she gets the job. A lot of competition, but I'm pulling for her. We're still not reading the articles, right?

…but instead you're doing an interpretive dance number that will soon be posted on YouTube?

This contest is great for rubbing it in the homeless peoples faces that dwell mere blocks away.

The sweating, tightness in your chest, and shortness of breath isn't enough?

I don't know if you're wrong or not, but I feel like you're right.