The first part of this headline would be terrifying if you changed "Preacher" to "Priest."

You're a serial killers nightmare!

This is terrible news for those of us in the digging-up-a-corpse-to-reanimate-it business.

Well, no TV and no Beer make old folk something, something…

Not for nothing, but Emily's (this word does't do them justice) reviews are fantastic. I just finished the show and read these straight through, and the level of in depth observation of the characters and situations is…fantastic. It's cool to read something that adds to what you've watched in a way that makes you…

I sure hope so. If not, he's just a violent drunk who's dating my mom and beating me senseless.

While I sustain myself on misery and pain, especially the celebrity flavors, this is barely enough to butter my bread. Somebody rip out a collar bone! Gnaw on you co-stars ankle! Sleep with their partner! Give me Hollywood, damnit!

Mahershala Ali is fucking awesome. Looks like ol doesitmatter is the true, True Detective.

So…they're making a New Mutants movie?

In this wasteful society, it's kinda a bad thing to NOT gnaw on all these strewn about human bones.

…I got there twice just reading this. Thank you.

I'm watching it right now, and 10 minutes in, I've forgotten how to do basic math.

If Eagleheart has taught me anything, it's that most people can be used as bats. So, she's got that going for her!

Until the last part you, were basically running a hiring campaign for Brietbart.

We can lose another 70% of the talking heads on the other networks as well. It should be news. State the damn facts. If we can't understand the facts, it's our job to research them. That's how you get informed. Not listening to people tell you what your opinion should be. The point is, G.I. Joe: Retaliation was…

I'm going to go with the Black Panthers for 200, Alex.

While I'm sure someone pointed this out down thread, but statements like this:

That's so weird. I'm sure they feared for their children's very souls, which he will consume. So get on the jury, vote innocent, children's souls saved. That's just being a responsible parent, and hedging your bets.

Yeah. You're a somebody. I was talking about nobodies. Real zeros. People like me! Understand?

In the immortal words of Geoffrey Jellineck, "I'm sorry, what's happening?"