This headline is both unsanitary, and super hot.

If we were all to lock the doors to our giant storehouses of guns, how are we to take our bloody revenge? On society? We're not sociopaths, for chrissake!

Synergy! Well played.

She's so stank she makes the water fowl.

I couldn't even pretend to imagine what's going through her mind. To find out the person you loved and committed your life to is a monster. I get the early interference. I do. But she has to be in hell right now.

One guess per accuser. So you've got a freaking shitload of guesses.

You read it. You can't un-read it.

Not pictured: Bill Cosby's wife. Remember her? The woman whom he cheated on for decades. The woman who has to be mortified knowing she's married to a serial rapist. This guy. aside from being a fucking criminal, is a Rush Limbaugh sized piece of shit. All that moral posturing. The holier than thou denouncements…

Getting it on air has been such a pill.

Wow! That headline might be the nicest thing anyone's ever said about Sean Spicer!

I'm pretty sure the things I'd like to do to Clarence Thomas would be considered a sex offense. And an affront to God. So, this is a good day for everybody, is what I'm saying.

Do it and I'll sue you. I simply can't be associated with anything that may disparage the rubber dog anus monopoly I'm setting up.

Racial gerrymandering? Right. What's next? Global Warming? These aren't things, dagnabit! And I should know! I voted for Trump and live in the most gold-plated trailer in the park!

It's like those lazy Cops using those vans parked on the side of the road to catch speeders! Lazy, and a complete disregard for sport.

And that is the best point I've read so far. Blanket punishments for things that aren't black and white can be harmful, good intentions or not. The example you used is probably the best one. A 14 year old getting busted for sexting is considered a sex offender. There's a difference between that, and a truly…

I can imagine the writing staff typing this up while laughing maniacally like Captain Murphy. And I say, God bless 'em! I wasted 5 minutes of my day, going on 7! Bravo, AVClub! Bravo!

Hey, I'm a grown ass man whose dog was never murdered by Justin Bieber, but when I see him…I will kill him.

That movie was awesome. But it's more a standalone as opposed to world-building. But you're right. WW was a major boon of goodwill towards WB.

And their own ideas freaking suck. They do. C'mon. Nobody wants to see a Venom solo movie, partially because Venom is best served as Spidey's villain, and partially because it's a stupid idea. Backstory for the Alien. Backstory for Eddie. Backstory for his relationship with Spidey. Not to mention this is the…

Oh, Christ. Someone call the Police. Tell them there's been an abduction.