What about angry? Does it make you…angry?

The idea of a shared universe is pretty cool, in theory. In theory, Communism works. In theory. Sony will f&$k this up. They will. Just like WB is f&*@ing it up with their DC properties. Don't play catch-up. Start fresh and build.

Nope to both! You gotta check Undercover Brother. It's a classic.

Rest in blissful eternity, Flounder.

I'm with you, kimo sabe.

Another citizen murdered by the Police, no big deal. But a play about a politician?! Holy fucking shit! Time to go crazy and burn this mother down!

What a fucking shock. Nothing like dying over a "wide set nose."

No more than I hate myself for making the joke. But far less than I hate a system that would allow someone to get away with murder simply because they had a badge and were "afraid for their life."

You've gotta weed through all the garbage before you get to the headline where they're both launched into the center of the sun.

Poor Alex Jones. He should have been a Cop. That way he would never be held accountable for his actions. Plus, all the brown and black people he can shoot.

Decaying? Not cool man. Not cool.

Brutally murdering Scrappy Doo (which I'm assuming was in the script) should earn a G rating and an Academy Award.

Man! I sure could go for some monkey right about now!

First, he misspells "little." Second, a little yacht is a boat, right? So Little Boaty is a better name. The point is, I'm choking on my rage and if this kid doesn't get off my daggone lawn…

The Roots are being mind controlled. It's the only explanation. They've been force fed General's Fried Chicken and now they're palling around with Fallon. There are no other rational explanations.

Still not as funny as watching the actual news. Comedy and tragedy and all that.

So he'll use his platform to promote his shitty music instead of his shitty views? Good?

Hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha! Splendid. Splendid. The scum have turned on each other.

Plus mind control?! This evening is gonna require a lot of Gatorade. It's got electrolytes!

Smoke up my ass? Climate change? Sold!