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Seems like now is the perfect time for you to get one of them cool bulbous glass things with blue Kool Aid and take your revenge on the world. Just become the super-villain we've always thought you could be!

Bill Nye vs. Mac from It's Always Sunny. That's the show Netflix should've created.

Good point. One of the problems and blessings is that X-Men was so well received. I'm not entirely sure the studio expected that. The X films would've been better served doing a world-building Marvel approach. That way, you could've started with Scott, Jean, Logan, Storm, Rogue, and built them as characters. But,

Ah. I was 7 or something. I remember it being really depressing, watching Mastermind destroy Jean and Scott's desperation at freeing her. Stories like that and Watchmen were the reasons I fell in love with Comics.

I can't argue your point. I really can't. Just a personal opinion thing with the X films. Storm wasn't a character. Jean wasn't really a character. Scott wasn't a character. Rogue? Not really. Basically, the X films were about Wolverine, Magneto, Professor X, and Mystique. 2 of those people weren't even X-Men

That's actually a really cool idea. The problem is that the studio is an idiot and will screw it up so badly it'll ruin your fond memories of that run. For an example, see every X-Men property (minus X-2) that's been made.

I'm probably going to be forced to take my kids to this. For me, the only X-Men property that actually exists is Legion. That's it. A TV show has made a better X-Men than the big budget movies.

True. I just think that they (the studio) are approaching this in the wrong way. The Dark Phoenix saga had the established relationship between Scott and Jean to use as the emotional backdrop of the story. The movie version of Scott and Jean were only recently introduced and certainly weren't a couple. So, you're

You just saved me 2 and a half hours and 20 bucks! You're basically Geico, except better!

Wasn't the Danger Room based on the Shi'ar technology? I think it was. But I recall the X-Men being in space in the early 80's.

I love your ideas. If you ever start a cult, my family and I will make willing additions.

Fine. I'll ask the question. Why the hell are Mystique and Magneto in this? Just…just make a damn X-Men movie featuring the actual X-Men. Please.

Burning coal. Wasn't that the phrase for that? Or rolling coal. Something like that.

Cleaning your sewers and making your sausage, the way God intended?

Well, when Trump disbands the FDA, there'll be a pill for that!

I think maybe my english is not so good.

They'll stay reclined, thank you very much!

Walter and I gave you a JOB, you ungrateful albino!

California. California. Is that the one that seceded, or the one that became a barren desert? I don't keep up with the news.

I use that instead of thinking about baseball stats!