Oh, no. No, it's not a fucking dragon. No, don't make that mistake.

Then why do they both taste like chicken? Huh? Why smart guy?

I dunno. The last time we weaponized friendship there was so much blood.

The last time I got swept away by magic in Paris, I wound up waking up in an alley, covered in my own fluids and snuggling with a half filled trash bag. Ah. Magic. The best heroin ever.

Bleeping out Trump? Damnit, I respect this show for not taking the easy laughs.

If not for 2 Live Crew, and their #1 fan, Tipper Gore, we wouldn't know that music contained explicit lyrics. Much less explicit content.

I wish I could upvote you more, if only because you hit the Irony Nail on the head.

Well, there'll be a Vanilla Ice exhibit. We can both attack it while singing Pop Goes The Weasel.

I already feel like there's going to be a Mackelmore exhibit. That's how much belief I have in this place.

…you're…you're going to a magical farm, buddy.

Sadly, I don't think this'll be completed by next Tuesday, at 2:17 pm. Fingers crossed though!

Why wouldn't you open this in the Bronx, where Hip Hop started? What's the criteria for admission? Album sales? Who's making that criteria? Former Record execs? Are you going to include everybody in the Hall? Even Baambaata?

I can't wait to see the look of disappointment in my son's eyes when he doesn't get this!

Headline: Fox News plan to crawl up its ass continues unabated

A ton of people shit on True Detective Season 2, but damned if Rachel McAdams wasn't freaking amazing in that role. And Mean Girls. And Redeye. I guess what I'm saying is that she's a talented actor and woulda made FF less of a shitshow.

He's doing the Bat-Tu-Si on the other side. Farewell, Adam West. Now to see Wonder Woman for a second time, but now with a heavy heart.

What a wonderful time to be alive, and what an awesome looking movie.

Jessica Alba as Sue Storm. I remain baffled by that decision to this day. Spacey tried to do a Hackman impersonation, unsuccessfully. Eisenberg just…just took me out of the movie. If you ever met a human being like that it's your civic duty to chuck them down a well.

You can give the DCU to fuckin Mayor McCheese as long as I don't have to get Snydered again.

Smart. Sexy. Can deadlift a 18-wheeler. I love it.