He is?! Then why the hell is he taking me to court?!

I know this is a pretty unpopular opinion and might get me banned….but….you should not rape people. Like, ever. Just don't. Don't do it. For fucks sake, little children know this without having to be told. I've never had the "Don't Rape" conversation with my kids, yet they somehow knew it.

Hahahahahahaha! Fuck my life.

…is the sun a metaphor for up their own asses? Cause either way I'm on board with your ideas.

We got Blade. And Blankman. And Steel. And that one what was it? Meteor Man? With Robert Townsend? Anyway, the point is that this is Wonder Woman, for chrissakes! She's freaking iconic! Why not have a woman only screening? And to your point, why not have an all black showing for Black Panther? It hurts…

Are we bringing back the "kill all the lawyers" jokes again? Or are we just making them for this guy?

He wrote Pootie Tang. He was a writer for the Chris Rock show. You were probably right for not wanting to get into this conversation.

Just…just shove this awesome looking movie in my stupid watch holes already.

Man! 2007 Weiner? That guy had a bird that just wouldn't quit! 2017 Weiner? That bird quit.

Do we really know that though? Maybe it's like that movie Idle Hands. Except the hand is his dick. You get the rest.

Does Tom Hardy look like he's going to hug you for waaaayyyyy too long? Cause if so, I'm Tom Hardy!

Why? Why would you put that evil in the universe? Another Fantastic Four? You sadist!

Forgot about Black Panther! That is on the list. So is Dark Tower, which I would've never thought possible. I think I'm just hooked by the way Roland was loading the guns. Justice League? I've tried to get excited. The kids are, but I'm not. BvS really soured me on the WB's grasp of their comic book properties.…

That is true, and point taken. I will say that I didn't like the BvS trailer. Too grim. Superman and grim don't really mix. Wonder Woman, while still a bit grim, makes sense based on the time period.

Throwing out the Marvel vs DC thing, Wonder Woman looks fantastic. It actually ranks a bit higher than everything else coming out, Infinity Wars excluded. I was one of those idiots denigrating the casting of Gadot, but her turn in BvS made me the happiest idiot in the world. Can't wait for this movie.

…you know who makes awesome, well thought out comments like this? A HAWK WITH LASER EYES THAT SMELLS LIKE BACON! I wish I could leave you alone but I'm all fired up with rage after that Rock for President article and the myriad of jerkwad posters.

Damn my eyes for laughing so hard at that comment.

Wait…what? So you're saying that refuse strewn alley wasn't an official Doctor's office? Oh dear god. It's happened again.

Oh, now it's personal! You're lucky, LUCKY, that I've put on so much weight espousing my well informed opinions on Breitbart and Fox News that I'm now unable to leave my mothers basement without being cut out of the wall. We're basically job creators! With diabetes!

And thank you for being an absolute badass!