Shulkie Smash…you just became my spirit animal. And not a lame spirit animal, like an Aardvark. No. A cool spirit animal like a hawk with laser eyes that smells like bacon and justice.

What an odd perspective, to throw out whatever possible political disagreement only to mention the color of someone's skin. You've gotta realize how immediately that invalidates whatever else you say, right?

Who's Borat Ostalin?

If only O'Reilly presented such a well thought out and rational perspective as host of his show. Instead it was all dick-cream and assholery.

I thought they stole their ideas from Trump? All things flow from Trump. Who the Trump doesn't know that? …. ….Trump!

Oh, c'mon. This is clearly Lakshmi's doing.

…which is why everybody calls you The Problem Solver! Geez! If you'd let me finish!

That's your solution to everything!

Fingers crossed that he finally meets love in the form of the lady who sued Texas on the grounds of reverse affirmative action. I think they're perfect for each other!

Dopey grin on my face = me watching this.

I wish I could say yes, but I'm afraid it exists within the Snyderverse. Or Murderverse. Whichever. I'm hoping that fear is unfounded and Flash is the fun character he should and could be. If anything, they really should be aiming for the fun. If they're making the Justice League, they were a bunch of conflicting…

Wouldn't not not help, if that's what you're not asking.

Have you ever watched Drag Me to Hell…on weed?

Sure it will! Although, he'll be paining the building with his tears or the blood of his victims. And the lowered stakes will be used to impale people at super speed. And he'll be a superhero, except for all the murder.

Bold choice to ignore the directors that actually made big budget action movies just to add Zemeckis to the list of directors to leave this project.

So we don't think WB is going to be swimming in cash?

…yet.

I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOUR MY LITTLE PONY BASHING!!!

Dave Chappelle. Then he fought Godzilla.

Only if it's the apocalypse.