Oh, you're a bad person for far more reasons than that.

A great "stand your ground" defense?

…it is now.

Oh, you're only saying that because you watched the trailer.

Not for nothing, but I wish I hadn't read the book before seeing the show, just so I could experience what you were talking about. While I dig the show, I'm constantly critiquing the casting choices because they don't match up with what's in my head. The actors are doing great and really bringing the characters to…

Oh. You're applying logic. No. I did not read the post. This is the AVClub.

I…I've failed you. See? This is why you don't read while drunk.

Face? No. But according to Jay and Silent Bob….

You're out of booze and pot?

Disney, clearly God confirmed Carrie Fisher won't be in the movie. Soooooo….shut up. And rest in peace, Princess Leia.

I'll show you crazy. I'm going to vote for Trump for a second term!

Worst. Sequel. Ever.

Katie's breakdown of Watchmen was simply perfect. I'm probably the only one, but I've never walked out of a movie. If I paid money for it, I'm watching it. You guys need to learn to appreciate how to harness your hatred and let it grow into a wonderful trip to the padded room. Suck it, paying taxes!

See, you say that…until the unnecessary hardcore porn scene. Which is why I don't coddle my kids. Just try to horrify them into a coma! I dare you!

I don't know who you are, or what you're all about, but if you quote UCB you get a damn upvote!

Episode II: Yes I Want To Hug

I don't know what I'm looking forward to more. Watching this awesome looking flick, or, watching people come up with new and inventive ways to denigrate it!

He tried, but it came out "I can't fucking believe I just got my ass unnecessarily whupped due to the incompetence of this shitty fucking airline!"

So, Bill O'Reilly is a piece of garbage. Also, human beings need air to live.

Wife and I were going to take my son to see the Smurfs, but instead, we got all Smurfed up on whiskey.