Fail across the board? But, the plane landed safely, this guy gets brand new teeth to replace the ones he lost, plus he's an internet sensation! Sounds like a win-win to me. Of course, I recently flew United and have a pretty serious head injury…

United Airlines is kinda doing a sociological experiment by showing people why minorities don't report police abuse to the police. So, they're kind of heroes, if you don't think about it. I haven't.

If only Shirley Jackson were still alive. She'd probably be able to come up with some sort of lottery system.

Y'know…not for nothing, but Evans seems like a cool person. I'm sure he has aspirations beyond being Captain America, but if he's having fun doing it, go for it. I'm having fun watching him play the character, and couldn't imagine anybody else doing it. He's like Patrick Stewart playing Professor X.

Why would Tang ever apolog—-ah. Thought you were talking about something—just…never mind.

Neil Gaiman has a short story about the Matrix in one of his collections. I know that has nothing to do with this, but if you're a fan of his you should check it. I enjoyed the Matrix sequels because of the fight scenes, which were incredibly fun to me.

The track one was entertaining and kinda sad. No freedom.

At least he's not black or a woman! That one's for you, Republican voters! Whoooooooooo!

Sounds like someone's going into deep shock. Probably because you were crushed in Superman's battle with Zod.

Severed heads. It is the Justice League, after all.

Uh oh. He and Chief Wahoo had plans, and Apache Chief has cancelled too many times already…

Superman's bloody murder streak…continues.

I need this movie to be awesome. I need it. Not just cool looking, but an awesome movie. Screw the poster. That sells nothing. Just…just give me an awesome Justice League movie. Please. We all deserve it, right?

…I thought this was for a new Justice League cartoon. Welp, time for some anti-depressants.

The only thing that annoyed me about this episode was the body disposal. I dunno if anybody's been to NY, but to drive from Midtown (where I'm assuming Harold lives) to Pelham sure ain't a quick trip to the corner store. Especially with a plastic wrapped body in your backseat. Somebody is gonna notice that. Like,…

Astral Plane. Physical Plane. Soul Plane. That dude just wanted to hurt Kerry, self-preservation be damned!

He's the one that's wanted in counties across the state for hitting innocent bystanders with people or doors.

I love that Oliver developed a serious alcohol addiction while in the Astral Plane. That guy…he's my spirit animal.

Last thing before bed, but for the love of god, division whatever! You barely survived being set on fire by a guy's mind. I say walking away is a win. A solid win. Don't go fucking it all up by going back to get your asses whupped again! Did they not see the video? Somebody tell them about that damn video!

I'm going to have some weird dreams where her and Tim Burton are getting switched about.