Oh, GREAT. See, AVClub? See what you've done? How the hell am I supposed to get my fix of someone randomly attacking celebrities for their figure without Yossarain? You've let me down, and more importantly, you've let Yossarian down

What a conundrum. I'm on house arrest for the things I did last time I went outside.

I think I speak for most hair-trigger psychotics when I say THIS FORMAT MAKES ME ANGRY! ANGRY AND VIOLENT! I WILL EAT A BOWL OF TEETH!

Of all the times to lose my sense of taste. …because of this new coffee I'm trying out. Not because of the butthole. Although that is a major concern.

So you're out walking the dog one night, thinking how the next day is gonna be a busy one, and WHAM! You're hit by a goddamn flying metal door! Try explaining that shit to HR.

She was also the first aborted person to use their phase-shifting powers to save us in the Shadow Wars.

C'mon Hollywood! You're actively trying to piss off Trump voters now!

Please do not remake The Raid. You will fail. For a couple of reasons. 1) Your fight choreography will not match up to what may be the pinnacle of fight movies. 2) You will try to add some unnecessary story to what was a fight movie. You are Hollywood. And you (for the most part) ruin foreign adaptions.

How else is Donald Trump supposed to keep track of his celebrity peers, huh?! Twitter?!

Fiendish Dr. Wu! You done fucked up now!

Probably nothing wrong with you at all. There's a delightful thing called having a difference of opinion. Especially for something like art, which is , in essence, what TV is.

That's pretty cool information. Thanks for posting it.

Let's jizz stop this.

Sigh. He's still the Attorney General, right? Okay. Then the joke is on us.

I can't wait to start injecting massive amounts of Thorazine into you. For your health, of course. The electrodes are for fun!

Will you be able to watch it without comparing it to Legion? I usually enjoy reading your comments, especially with Comic Book movies/shows, so I'm curious as to whether you'll be able to separate the two.

He'll answer you, as long as you ask the questions like you're Mr. Yunioshi from Breakfast at Tiffany's.

Guys! You're not gonna believe it! Some freak came into the store today and started flinging his wang around, and demanding ice cream! We gave it to him, but it was freaking weird.

There can be only none!

Yes, yes. And cartoons need more Hentai. What else you gonna tell me? Water is wet?