To quote Captain Murphy, "There go my nipples again!"
To quote Captain Murphy, "There go my nipples again!"
With that attitude, you're never going to experience the joys of being in a slave army.
First, second, AND unborn children? Looks like this guy's child militia gonna get new members!
I'll explain it to you like I did my wife. Iron Fist is a way for two consenting adults to prove how much they love each other and how much pain we could each tolerate.
If I wanted mystery candy, I'd just go over to old man Jacobs house. Also, if I wanted to forget the last 7 hours, I'd just go over to old an Jacobs house.
Still alive, huh? Gotta be Acme brand. Rockets. Anvils. Safes. Everything fails miserably.
Oh, Dancing With The Stars. Not only can I pretend that I haven't seen these stars dancing, I'll also pretend that I'll watch this show! Win win!
Don't you DARE blame crack for this nitwit! Crack just wants to love you and show you that sleeping on the street isn't really that bad. As long as you've got crack! Have we learned nothing from American Dad?
One of the many, many, many, many well deserved reasons. But, yes. Yes it is.
Ivanka Trump this joke, but I just can't.
Progress would probably be when somebody doesn't mention gender when implying that they're not funny. Maybe? But to each their own. I think she's been funny as heck in almost everything she's done. Funnier than Dane Cook, who, using your example, got wall-to-wall coverage while being an unimaginative one note…
Oh. Face. Giant face. I misread that. …I'm…gonna go now.
In space, no one can hear you sing. Remember that tagline from the first Alien movie? See what I did? I changed it from scream to sing! 7:30 am and I still got it! I am the greatest!
Would you rather him be a Russian fuck puppet? I'm only asking for my Kickstarter…
She should've Dunaway with accepting blame.
I didn't become your henchman to NOT mill about explosive barrels while holding a shotgun, so, yeah! Let's fuckin do this!
Fucking Obama is an inflatable sex toy that I've been trying to sell for years. It's not sentient. I hope this clears that up. Also, we all know what you did to it.
…1. How DARE you ruin my blissful ignorance, AVClub! This isn't entertaining! It's funny! And scary! And I can't take my eyes off it, but it's not entertaining!
Isn't blaming the Black guy just appealing to his base?
Can we PLEASE, for 1 day, NOT shit on Grover Cleveland?