I was back in my hometown this weekend with my family, and my little sister shocked me by saying that she wanted to see Moonrise Kingdom. I loved the idea of my little sister wanting to see a Wes Anderson film, so I took her to a local theater, (now that it's playing everywhere in Massachusetts) and she really seemed…

I love Twitter. It is so ridiculously surreal. It exemplifies the idea of screaming into the abyss, and the concept of hashtags is hysterical to me. I love the idea that people use it. It's just so intensely bizarre.

I love Twitter. It is so ridiculously surreal. It exemplifies the idea of screaming into the abyss, and the concept of hashtags is hysterical to me. I love the idea that people use it. It's just so intensely bizarre.

I, personally, find it rather depressing when there are explosions in a movie. it's a waste of resources, and incredibly bad for the environment, and it's all done with the goal of making incredibly shitty movies. It's sad to think about.

I, personally, find it rather depressing when there are explosions in a movie. it's a waste of resources, and incredibly bad for the environment, and it's all done with the goal of making incredibly shitty movies. It's sad to think about.

Hmmm… subtract the French and add Lars von Trier as the director. I'm interested in the amount of self-mutilation he could shoehorn into a movie about giant robots.

Hmmm… subtract the French and add Lars von Trier as the director. I'm interested in the amount of self-mutilation he could shoehorn into a movie about giant robots.

Ew gross, no way.

Ew gross, no way.

My dad read those books aloud to me when I was a kid. I have a sparrow-hawk tattoo on my shoulder in commemoration of those awesome books.

My dad read those books aloud to me when I was a kid. I have a sparrow-hawk tattoo on my shoulder in commemoration of those awesome books.

@avclub-323ca7b091beb1b26cc7a2612f1475d5:disqus It's exploitive in that it takes a real issue and puts it into a movie so boys can yell about throat punching. It's a sad diffusion of an actual problem.

@avclub-323ca7b091beb1b26cc7a2612f1475d5:disqus It's exploitive in that it takes a real issue and puts it into a movie so boys can yell about throat punching. It's a sad diffusion of an actual problem.

Neither of those look especially good anyways, but at least they don't have the exploitive angle with the sex slavery plot. I find the last movie to be deplorable as well as stupid, so no I am not kidding that when I say that this looks awful.

Neither of those look especially good anyways, but at least they don't have the exploitive angle with the sex slavery plot. I find the last movie to be deplorable as well as stupid, so no I am not kidding that when I say that this looks awful.

This is actually something that exists? Really America? This is what you want for a cinematic experience? This is more depressing than David Cross in Alvin and the Chipmunks.

This is actually something that exists? Really America? This is what you want for a cinematic experience? This is more depressing than David Cross in Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Wendy's will begin basing their hiring process after Wendy from Breaking Bad, and from now on will only hire meth whores.

Wendy's will begin basing their hiring process after Wendy from Breaking Bad, and from now on will only hire meth whores.

You should really get on that.