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@Bind — Have to agree with you on that one. That was a just a bad movie. As opposed to THE SPIRIT which was a terrible movie but had one good suit up scene in the beginning.

the suit up scene
Similar to the "gearing up" scene, I'm just a huge sucker for the montages that feature close-up shots of people getting dressed in VERY. DRAMATIC. FASHION. There was an even episode of GOOSEBUMPS where there's a full-on suit up scene in which a kid puts on dry clothes (because he fell in a lake)

I still dig on THE NET. Not for any reason other than I once ordered a pizza online and it totally signified the end of my social life. Oh and Rupert Everett date-raped me on a boat once.

Surprised that one episode of X-FILES beat out Sunnydale High. Just by body count alone, it should have been in at least the the top 5.

…or rather MOTHERFUCKER.

Here's to hoping for
"The Search for ZODIAC MOTHEFUCKER"— a Nora Ephron film.

This is that movie where everyone dies at the end right? Wait that was 300, too. Spoiler alert.

Can't wait for the re-mix. "They're taking Chris Brown to Leavenworth, Leavenworth, Leavenworth! They're taking Chris Brown to Leavenworth!"

I've never read any steampunk books but it sounds interesting and I'll be referring back to this Gateway in the future. However, does FIREFLY/SERENITY count as steampunk? The whole wester-space opera seems rife with anachronisms that seems like it could fit but I'm not sure. Thoughts?

Two Gimps, A Pummel Horse, and a Bottle of Lube.

Halle Berry was Storm and Catwoman. And in Perfect Stranger she had the power to confuse everyone with asinine twists and amazing cleavage. But that cleavage one is a power she has in every movie.

I've always been a pro-Kyle supporter and found his story way more engaging than the "flyboy get jewelry, fight monsters" stock in trade that is the Jordan story. If they do the EMERALD TWILIGHT story line I would, as David Cross taught us, literally shit my pants.

I hope this spurs Larisa Oleynik (Alex Mack) out of retirement. She's totally legal now.

HOLD THE MOTHERFUCKING PHONE.

Take a shot
every time you read/hear the phrase Actor's Studio.

I'm just gonna go ahead and say it:

Buttery*

Giigglebot loses to ButterNippleBot every single time.

I'm torn between saying something mean and asking how you can get ALL the popcorn? This is because I'm a fat wuss. So 'splain, sir.

Hatertron has the power of the Tolerability Index Cannon — a gun that lurches from her forearm and spreads a wave of withering sarcasm that causes the other robots to develop eating disorders.