What, no Guinnessatron, the IrishBot? He wakes up eats a potato, drinks a pint, falls down, swears uncontrollably, goes to Church, and transforms into a woolen peaked hat. He's largely ineffective against Brits and intelligent women.

Double Trouble
Double the flicks, double the suck. That's the statement of the great mint of double-shit gum.

And flick like Crash will probably still win. TRITE POWERS ACTIVATE!

Go, ninja, go, ninja, go, go, go, go. You guys get it.

@Supreme Bashar: …exactly how old is your girlfriend, dude?

Never been a fan of McC, but I do dig Frailty (although as I remember it, he's not in it all that much). They should've gotten Weird Al to write a parody song called "All My Axes Live in Texas." Would've been better than that stupid "twist."

This movie should've been a wake up call to America: BAN JENNA ELFMAN FROM ACTING.

Yeah I think it went Asian Girl - Liberal, Asian Boy - Liberal, White Kid - Conservative, Doocey - Functioning Retard/Orwellian Fascist.

No child's play puns? Tears and sadness.

I couldn't even watch that whole segment, due to intense projectile vomiting and thousands of souls across America curdling. Well done, Fox News. That 14-year-old needs to discover masturbation. Will change everything.

I'm looking forward to Ghostbusters 3. I hope that the creative team has more self-awareness than George Lucas does. Which won't be difficult seeing as how a carrot has more self-awareness than George Lucas.

You get to see Vader as a kid!

Completely unrelated to anything written here at all whatsoever, sort of.
I love Patton Oswalt and will see this movie. But right now it is Saturday morning so I'm gonna watch SCANNERS. Be jealous.

And he took that extra hyphen to kill a geriatric lady named Clementine. It owned.

Nicolas Cage is Ghost Writer.

You know what else happens when you least expect it?

Yeah, that was a nice touch. Although I do have to say that the joke about how Los Angelenos get multiple chances to take their driver's license picture rang false. I've lived in LA almost my whole life and I have never been to this polite, respectful, understanding DMV that actually treats people like human beings…