You misspelled ninja nepotism.

Was the hobo dressed like Santa Claus? I bet he would have gotten away with it if he was dressed like Santa Claus.

Was the hobo dressed like Santa Claus? I bet he would have gotten away with it if he was dressed like Santa Claus.

Beats standing around crying like a bunch of pussies.

Beats standing around crying like a bunch of pussies.

My projectionist buddy went to a movie a while back that was out of focus. The staff offered everyone free passes. When my friend offered to focus the projector for them, because it's the most basic part of the job, they told him they couldn't and they have someone who comes in and fixes it.

My projectionist buddy went to a movie a while back that was out of focus. The staff offered everyone free passes. When my friend offered to focus the projector for them, because it's the most basic part of the job, they told him they couldn't and they have someone who comes in and fixes it.

I think his dark disturbing secret is Chet Haze, and that cat is out of the bag.

I think his dark disturbing secret is Chet Haze, and that cat is out of the bag.

Does this mean I'll be able to buy my own amazon mail order house soon?

Does this mean I'll be able to buy my own amazon mail order house soon?

I had a small cult in high school. You really just need a quiet guy who seems like they have answers and a barker to recruit people.

I had a small cult in high school. You really just need a quiet guy who seems like they have answers and a barker to recruit people.

I saw Danny DeVito  once. That's pretty much the same thing, right?

I saw Danny DeVito  once. That's pretty much the same thing, right?

Hey possible nephew.

Hey possible nephew.

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus  How much would she pay? I could probably build a feature-length movie trailer reel from the trailer graveyard at work.

@avclub-4caf6aa0375b2499ebfe7e971b36eee3:disqus  How much would she pay? I could probably build a feature-length movie trailer reel from the trailer graveyard at work.

I like getting discounts and then tipping well, which must mean I'm only semi-successful.