They just made out.

It's all about Cul de Sac.

…And that's why you don't split the edge you have over other streaming competitors into a separate site.

When asked about the reasoning behind this strange split of services Rendich was quoted as saying,

I think I would be happier without the apology.

How do you know they were censoring it? I bet right now there's a guy pulling a worn paper triangle out of his wallet to stare at some illicit baby penis on the bus.

I just find his stuff to be way more forgettable than it should be. I don't hate the guy, he's really good with visuals, but I feel like I have to keep reminding myself that I saw 300 and Watchmen because there was nothing about them that got me thinking after the movie was over. I sat there, looked at a screen for a…

I always assumed he was a group of Brits with no ass.

And they all live by a village of hot, shirtless men who can transform into Fry Guys.

Nothing ruins the environment like shit you can't believe you used to find funny.

I was under the impression that vampires had no blood pressure and, thus, could not get it up. Perhaps they just need to suck the life force out of something to act as a living Viagra.

It seems like Twilight is for easing girls into sex with their violent, moody boyfriends.

That sounds like a terrible school. They should be singing Candle in the Wind and giving it 9/11 lyrics. Candles in the Wind.

Damn poor people for trying to fit into society. They should bury their food and communicate by semaphore.

After a couple of disappointments they decided to maximize their chances of having a little miracle.

It's and old joke, but Rest Home Alone.

Star Wars Episode IX: Darth Vader Meets Frankenstein

Broken Arrow 2: Chemo

Tough broad like her? She's going to end up in some back alley endangered species fighting league. Or competitive Russian roulette.

Is it better to be raised by a TV or a TV camera?