I'm here to fix the hot tub.

I just assume that Data does these useless experiments if the crew thinks he's just sitting around boiling water in his quarters, they will be amazed when he does something like create an offspring.

That would have upset all the crew members in line for the position who got snubbed just because the guy who hasn't been on a ship for a decade looks like the old first officer. Aww who am I kidding, everyone would have been just fine with it because it's Star Trek and the life support system probably circulates mood…

Swamp gas masks midichlorians or something. And Yoda is like Colombo. He's probably nuts, but at least part of it is an act to throw people off.

Lick.

She takes him back to his days as a young Humbert by the sea.

I think she really is 45, but she hit her head and thinks she 16 and now everybody's going along with the story because the shock of learning that it isn't 1986 could kill her. If that's not the case their reality show is going to be kind of boring.

You kill a vampire weekend with a sunny Monday, duh.

What about that weird grammar-based porno, Interobang!?

I think one out of a thousand Jocasta was his mom the whole time books should be printed with the last chapter right in the middle.

I thought the moral of The Giving Tree was never care about anyone ever.

Smurfs 2: Smurf of Fortune
Smurfs 2: Smurf For Brains
Smurfs 2: Da Hood
Smurfs 2: I Just Blue Myself
Smurfs 2: two tutus to Tunisia.

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They did the same thing to Laurel and Hardy years ago. It kind of feels like watching the mascots at Universal Studios.

I saw "Girl 27", which should have been better. The dark side of Hollywood in the 1930s is interesting on its own. I should've been more outraged by the way MGM pretty much ruined a poor girl's life just because she stood up for herself, unfortunately the director decided to throw his own narrative into the mix. So he…

So the smurfs didn't eat him to gain his strength? It's the only way to be sure.

Eek the Cat also had a Pulp Fiction parody as I recall.

Battleship is the Rebecca Black of blockbuster movies. It just wanted to be a star so badly it's parent companies finally relented and the rest of us have to deal with the results. I can't wait for the sequel Battleship II: My Moment where we learn that haters gonna hate and the sailors from the first movie totally…

That should be "…*turns* to her father" I'm sure we can get someone to fix that in post.

I assumed the Captain was threatening to kill him and dump his body overboard.