Setting: Interior of the alien space craft. The sailors have finally found a way inside the mothership, which controls all the other ships via what looks like a futuristic telephone switchboard. Emotions run high as the sailors have taken significant losses, including several ships. Taylor Kitsch steps up to the head…

Or we could create an army of evil mirror clones with some silly putty.

On a slightly different note, the last Indiana Jones movie should have had a scene in which LaBoeuf is asked why the hell he's dressed exactly like Marlon Brando in that movie that just came out.

Someday I will get my blurb, and my name will be misspelled.

Bruce Wayne is suspiciously sensitive about the plastic bat-nipples.

Jazz musicians are either cool old dudes or geeky music majors.

I'm usually okay with the dream ending if the story takes enough batshit insane twists to warrant it. Instead it tends to be the easiest way for an idiot to spiff up a shitty story.

I can't believe someone thought it was a good idea to base an entire show on a joke about cowboys being real cows.

Blathering blatherskite!

He sucks a little bit of life from the children's bodies every time they summon him.

Everyone involved with this movie should be fired, and possibly shot. It was bad enough the first time around.

I think they're funny. They seem to think they're the vanguards of futuristic society where no one does anything but party and pass around some sort of digitized STD.

My eleven-year-old self was disappointed that they seemed to think Magic: The Gathering is played like Egyptian Rat Slap.

And he has pockets.

The comic was pretty great too, it was pretty dark compared to the series, and there was an overabundance of ineffectual ninjas.

And that's why you always leave a note.

She seems like she's constantly trying way to hard to look casual. I imagine that when Justin Bieber gives her her first speedball she'll loosen up a bit.

@Limeade Youth. You're right, I meant breeds, Damn my inability to think properly when I'm on the internet.

If you really want to piss off a vegetarian, tell them species of cows and chickens are going extinct because no one is eating them.

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