Arabian star, however, seems to bring up mostly horse websites.

What songs about fucking do your younger siblings know. Do you usually listen to Gimme That Nut in the car?

Which one's more fun at a party?

I thought O'Neal was on a mandatory "rest" period after turning in newswire items that were nothing but big red NOs over and over.

That's gotta hurt!

I was just having this conversation on America day. King of Queens is the best of the fat shlub with a hot wife sitcoms, which isn't saying much, but it's entertaining enough if you're flipping through channels and nothing else is on.

I've always thought that rhyme sounded like two different drafts of the same line.

But if GOB knew what hermano means he never would have ended up in 3/4 of a hospital room.

Hitler? You mean that guy whose shitty painting came with my frame?

Shh Shh. I know. How could he be such a bastard? Could you cheat to the camera a little more? Shh. I know.

Wow, apparently Levi is coming out with a book soon too. I gotta stop being so careful. The next chick I knock up could be my ticket to a literary career.

TVC Classic ratings would be interesting if there was a then/now rating system.

I like that one of the Bluth's better parties started off as an intervention.

My favorite George Michael reading: Go fish…uno.

From what I understand, the popsicle names were sly dirty jokes.

Considering I love all those old towns off Route 66 and that whole era of road travel, Cars was pretty disappointing.

It's a invention of identical siblings who like to dress the same.

If I were selling novelty wine I'd call it Que Sera Sirah.

Krsssht.

The Bible makes more sense if you imagine God is really a bunch of time-traveling fourteen-year-olds in fake beards.