I just found out what crab core is. It's a joke right? I mean there can't really be a genre entirely based on playing a guitar like you're tickling your nut sack while trying to push out a particularly difficult turd.
I just found out what crab core is. It's a joke right? I mean there can't really be a genre entirely based on playing a guitar like you're tickling your nut sack while trying to push out a particularly difficult turd.
Ew.
I went to Camp Brilliant Vagina. It's in the San Juan Islands.
It could be about a bunch of kids who get sucked into the game and suddenly find themselves having to survive a brutal world war (in one scene we discover that the most ruthless Risk player, the one who usually won, is a pacifist, which causes nothing but problems until he's put in a command position). But it's…
At this point I usually choose to believe that any CGI creature on screen is just one of the characters going through DTs.
I enjoyed what I saw of it, but I give it a lot of credit because I like the comic book.
The movie about the motel chain?
If anyone is a fan of the Beats, I highly suggest The Last Time I Committed Suicide. It's an adaptation of a Neal Cassady story with a scene that I choose to believe involves Ted 'Theodore' Logan traveling back in time to befriend Dean Moriarty.
Were the foot soldiers with ill-fitting shoes from radio version of Hitchhiker's Guide robots? Or did they they just talking on walkie-talkies?
World War I had the Christmas truce, which made for a pretty great movie.
90s TV had a lot of female characters that weren't overly girly, which I think formed the basis of my romantic interests.
I learned to shave in a drought, so I've never used too much water and since I live somewhere where it rains now, I don't have to save the dirty water to flush the toilet with anymore.
You've got to punish Hollywood. It's the only way they'll learn. You go, "No, Hollywood! Bad movie! That's a stupid, overdone idea! No!" and then you whack then on the nose with the money you're not giving them.
And now I look like a jackass, well more of one than usual. I swear I didn't read the post right below.
Didn't Shia LaBeouf audition for this?
In addition to being a fart joke…
those were the last words of the outlaw Black Jack Ketchum from the gallows. When they pulled open the trap door his head popped of because all that fattening jailhouse cuisine made him too heavy for the rope.
Did they end up on COPS, because that's how that sentence usually ends.
The Hangover III will open with the main characters discovering that the first two movies were all some crazy group hallucination and they're all still in Vegas.
What the hell did boot camp do to you?
Well conservatives tend to be pretty homoerotic.