But Cookie_Monster, if you had two cookies and your friend had none, would you give him one, or would you move cookie production overseas, allowing you to sell him a cookie at a price that is almost giving it away, but he still can't afford because he lost his job at the cookie factory?

Well he has died a few times.

I went to middle school during that brief window when America lost it's mind and Jncos and ICP could have been considered popular. Dark days.

I work hard all day so that I can follow my dreams of napping.

Wow. There's really no other way to take that.

Dogs are for couples who have yet to discover if they are responsible enough for a kid, at least in my neighborhood.

@phodreaw: It seems Mark Twain sounded like a southern William Burroughs.

But we have to help Jim Morrison get his wings.

With god as my witness, I'll never be not on TV again.

Ugh. I'm no lawyer, but I've seen about five minutes of Nancy Grace clips and I can confidently say I know more about the law than she ever will.

I believe it's called a stinkeye because, if done right, it can make one evacuate their bowels.

I guess I'm glad I don't have cable now, since I've only recently come across this woman. It seems like she writes out her shows beforehand and yells at everyone until it goes her way.

That, or we'll all be using Chinese penises.

Yeah but, since the Victor is pretty much the monster's father, he could have taken the Frankenstein name. That is if people stopped screaming long enough for him to introduce himself.

Is it going to be another movie about people who are in love with dead things?

Well he's bald. Bald people are ugly right?

It's the hacks you've got to look out for, they all have something to prove.

Will we have to tip?

Well I only have a few, but they're basically slaves. There are no laws in space.

Go to downtown Santa Fe, where they shot an establishing shot for Junior.