Salt potatoes, Buffalo wings, and a garbage plate for everyone! Wash it down with some Magic Hat.

Fuuuuuck. I am in Albany right now, and I had a burger for dinner, and I didn't ask for steamed hams. I'll just be over here killing myself.

NU/CS

They have so many episodes that they sell their syndies in blocks, so your local probably only has access to the newest ones. I imagine otherwise they'd have to charge more than most stations would pay for the whole run, or else lose lots of market share by selling 400 episodes for what most shows charge for 100.

You ever have an old friend who you get together with once in a while, and they tell the same tired jokes, and you talk about the same stuff you always did, and you never have nearly as much fun with them as you used to and you at leas suspect you don't really like them much anymore but you know its easy and familiar…

Based on the original ages, Bart would be 33 right now. And they have at least one writer younger than Bart is supposed to be.

Honestly, they don't write Bart well anymore. His character just has no purpose anymore. Any kind of "wacky adolescent hijinks" are usually just done by Homer now, and most of the regular kid type stories are generally Lisa these days (I would imagine because the nerdy writers identify more with her than a hellion…

I never saw the point in bringing him back after the movie, they've basically turned Hibbert into Dr. Nick anyway. All of a sudden Hibbert is lazy and incompetent, so fuckit, why have two?

Keep making your point. Its so often that a reasoned debate from some curmudgeon on the internet can talk my boner off the ledge. That's how sexual attraction works right?

Even worse, I work with mentally ill people, and one of my guys is a hoarder. He has a tendency to bring the junk he dumpster-dives into work and leave it in our storage room. He doesn't understand the problem with this, nor does he understand the problem with taking things out of the trash cans here and putting them…