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I have no problem saying that I legitimately enjoy Curse of Michael Myers. Sure it kinda makes no sense but whatever, neither did Lost.

I agree.  I think Louie is just ok.  It has some funny moments sometimes.  The episodes that go for things other than humor don't do much for me.

"What’s the worst possible song to make love to?"Am I the only one that thinks it's really weird when people call it that?

I vaguely remember loving that in like 3rd grade but not much else about it.  Didn't they end up in an underwater hideout or something every time they teleported?  And wasn't there some plot about a guy controlling the weather.  As I'm typing this out, I realize it probably was not a very good show.

And he's Ray Donovan's brother!

Pardon my french, Rooney, but you're an asshole.

It's just that you look so nice today.

My memory of this movie is it being nearly 3 hours of Julia Roberts whining.  I'm not sure how accurate that is but that's what sticks out.  Also, Gandolfini was good but not good enough to make me ever want to watch this again.

"In particular, a scene between Robb and Talisa seems to play around with a popular fan theory about the books and make it text in the series, which is an interesting choice."

Devil's Rejects was a terrible movie despite some ridiculous reviews I read saying it was a comment on post 9/11 something or another (though to be fair it seemed like every movie review that came out around then was about post 9/11).  However, it wasn't as bad as House of Statistically Significant Number of Corpses. 

Ah Bartleby.  Ah humanity.

Should my physical self feel composed of untold millions of minute bubbles?

Why couldn't it be the movie Men at Work?  I will watch that every single time I come across it on tv, which unfortunately is not that often these days.

Big American Party!

The more I think about it, the more I start thinking that Portal/Portal 2 might be my all time favorite video game experience.  Sure it didn't take up as much of my life as Ocarina of Time when that came out but they really are just about two perfect games.

Fair enough Craig J.  I may not like what you have to say but I'll defend to the death your right to say it.

Am I the only one that digs Sloop John B?

Taste is subjective.  I read the Great Gatsby and didn't like it.  I feel I dedicated enough time to it.  For the record, I don't love Shakespeare either but that's another story.  I'm glad you enjoy those things though. 

Sirens of Titan FTW!

I'm just going to go ahead and say that The Great Gatsby bored the shit out of me.  Literally.  I pooped.  It happened.