I'm guessing I'm the only one but I've found the show to be incredibly disappointing since returning from the break.  Some episodes have been kind of interesting or amusing but I've probably laughed twice since it returned.  Despite opinions to the contrary, comedy should be funny.

" Dad, this game doesn't make any sense."  "Tell that to the brave soldiers that just lost their lives.  Semper fi gentlemen.  Semper fi."

I vaguely recall my friend's mom taking a group of us to the theater to see that for his (maybe) 11th birthday.  I remember being very confused and uncomfortable at what I saw.  In retrospect, I don't know what she was thinking, taking us to see it.  When I saw it several years later, I definitely enjoyed it though.

Correction, Scream 4 was terrible.

Chloe's dad getting hit by the bike serves him right for stealing Winnie Cooper from Kevin Arnold back in the day.

Is it just me or is he like a funny version of Andy Samberg? 

Eh, given that the forward momentum of her story in all 5 books so far can be summed up in 2 or 3 sentences, I wouldn't worry too much about her absence. 

No matter how many wires a boy eats, he will not turn into a robot.

Perhaps I'm being naive, but I never viewed that as Max being tricked, rather him taking one for the team and distracting the baddies so the compound folk could get away.

I didn't make that!  It fell out of your hair that way.  And I want it back!

At first I thought it was talking about Kaitlin Olson.  Now that would be a movie to see.

Lycos, son.

Why can't they make a movie out of a good board game from my childhood, like Fireball Island?

Fuck yeah.  I love the Snowman.  My two buddies and I get hammered every winter and watch it.  In no way is that sad.  

We're walking in the air!

If I'm not mistaken, Snow Day was originally conceived of as a Pete and Pete movie.  I don't feel like checking Wikipedia to verify.

The holiday cartoon The Snowman.  The kid wakes up and his magical snowman friend is dead.  Whammy.