*insert five minutes of Frank Conniff laughing at himself*

If only SNL would make a veiled joke about eating balls, I bet that would be hilarious.

Somebody get me a graduated cylinder.

*Arte Johnson in a raincoat flips over tricycle*

People have every right to find Leno not funny, but the friendly-guy persona is not a charade. I know several people who have dealt with him directly, and you just hear one story of general human decency after another. He's been known to show up in random cities to host fundraisers he has no connection to because…

A long, lonnnnnnng time ago, I was at a Leno taping (wasn't my idea) where Jay did Q & A before the show. There were about 3 legit questions, then somebody asked him for an autograph, which he obliged. Then another question, then another autograph request. Soon it became nothing but people lined up at the stage,…

Done and done.

The fact that everyone is reading off a teleprompter does not contribute to a sense of spontaneity.

On a slight tangent, it looks like Crow's mouth is now controlled by a servo (!) motor instead of a string. What's the point of that?

The AV Club exclusively gets money to pimp it?

"Narrow urethra, too, eh?"

I went to a taping of Family Feud several years ago, and one of the things the audience wranglers told us was that Steve likes to take questions from the audience during commercial breaks. They said, "You can ask him almost anything, but PLEEEEEASE do not ask him to sign your stuff, take a selfie, give you a job,…

Kellyanne hadn't been on cable news in ages. That was the whole premise of an SNL sketch just a few days ago.

But she's a fundamentally good person because she has young children. You've heard that, right? Has she mentioned that she's raising children?

Inertia.

No? Well, do you have a problem with The Smiths?

♩ Fat Shlub with a little diiiiiick… ♪

He actually is in the Navy Reserve, so there's nothing particularly fishy about this. The funny part is that his Navy job is public affairs officer, so he's charged with doing the same suck-ass job for them that he does for Trump. I heard him talk about this a few weeks ago on a podcast, and it was kind of gross. …

I wouldn't call him sex-phobic exactly.

Malnourished, lacking their Daily Recommended Allowance of potatoes.