If you count the syndicated new episodes, GSN reruns, and Buzzr reruns, it is airing somewhere almost constantly.

*bongo riff*

Is there any U.S. TV show in history with more hours produced? Even Meet the Press is only on once a week, and was a 30-minute show for most of its existence.

Scott McClellan proved that completely burning your bridges generally isn't the wisest career move in the political flack business.

I've come here to chew gum and ignore questions. And I'm all out of gum.

Technology made her unnecessary five decades ago. (See Concentration)

Ghost of Jack Narz.

The current version of The Price is Right is now in Year 45. And was preceded by the Bill Cullen version that lasted for 10 years.

He's likely to get his Slauson Cutoff.

*lends Johnny Kite his comb*

I've thought about that before, and I wondered if maybe it would be too complicated to screen the old shows for potential contractual and legal issues. For example. NBC certainly wouldn't want to reair a Nightly News that basically called Richard Jewell the Olympic Park bomber.

And who were the celebrities, Gene!
*gives constipated chuckles*
*furiously adjusts glasses*

They also questioned 100 women about whether they would ever vote for a woman for president. I think it was around 65 of them who said no.
Good thing that's… uh… no longer relevant?

And Sebastian Shaw's eyebrows lost all their residuals.

Not until they run a rival candidate's ad. And since there are no other candidates yet…

Facebook cliche #4: "I can't believe NOBODY is covering the news story that I'm now going to present to you in the form of a link to a mainstream media outlet."

Which is something Rush Limbaugh has been doing for literally 40 years.

If I remember correctly from a law class long ago, broadcasters don't have to accept campaign ads in any particular race, but if they accept them from one candidate, they have to accept them from all candidates. Since CNN has run no other ads for the 2020 presidential race so far, they don't have to run Trump's.

He would have built a big, beautiful wall on the Gulf Coast.

And often the most viewers of any cable network, period. Their viewers are too frail to operate a remote control.