*David Kelly walks in*

Good call! It's true that Hannity was really struggling a year or two ago, but jumping on the Trump Train gave him new life. I Know Some People at one of his biggest radio affiliates, and they were literally weeks away from canceling his ass last year before the tide turned. Now he's one of their highest rated…

That's "concentration club"!

My guess is that, if he wants it, the 8:00 slot is Hannity's. Maybe put Perino at 10:00.

After all those settlements, he can't even afford to get Keyboard Cat to play him out.

Just like ass salve.

You forgot about Tomi and Milo.

They were Christmas gifts, I guarantee you. O'Reilly books aren't intended to actually be read. They're like slightly larger versions of those Dumb-Thing-That-Politican-I-Don't-Like-Said calendars.

I don't know… none of those other outlets is going to be able to pay him Fox money (at least not for very long), and his personal life is likely to be a shambles pretty soon. He's 67 years old, I can totally see him riding out his years just raking in the checks from more dumbed-down, clumsy, ghost-written history.

Still waiting for Veep, Season 3.

Remember… 9/11 was the most documented disaster in the history of the world. Footage of the second plane was taken from every conceivable angle by professionals and amateurs — people from just about every ethnicity, faith, and walk of life saw what happened. You see how effective that was in stopping conspiracy…

♫ It's just my job five days a week… ♪

They're just paving the way for the Pull My Finger Defense.

Here… put on these sunglasses.

A new book about Jonestown points out that relatively few members of Peoples Temple really believed Jones was God like he said. But they believed in his social change message and decided he was getting some shit done unlike people they had believed in the past, so they remained.

He learned too late that Man is a feeling creature…

And then partially re-bloated.

Actually we will all eventually bend over at a 90-degree angle while when watching TV.

I sees her, she's right over there. Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk.

Doctor, have you ever seen a dimpled skull like this before?