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He's gone through a number of flavors over the years, from let-all-get-along to bat-shit-crazy, and back again. Whenever he tries to start acting intellectual (as he is now), hold on to your wallet.

Haven't you ever noticed The Gays' minty-fresh breath?

That applies to lots of lines of work. I've spoken to some preachers who are fundamentally decent people who talk about this or that crisis of faith they've had during their time in the ministry. Yet, you go back to their old sermons, and you never heard them tell their congregation, "Geez, ya know, God isn't really

Michael Moore has also gone to that trough many times.

Even if they cared, they can always say, "Well, it was just what his lawyer had to say to win the case over that ungrateful bitch*."
*insert the misogynistic slur of your choice here

I'm not sure this court filing truly amounts to "My client is a miserable fuck who doesn't really believe anything he says." The attorney is responding to his wife's argument that Jones' show proves he is mentally unstable because he does obviously unhinged things like red-faced screaming and tearing his clothes off.

They're going to Rogue One it, finishing with a computer-generated Walter White.

And frying medium-flavored meth!

Wait… VH1 and MTV2 are this guy's success stories?

Third base!

Mike Judge is a self-acknowledged fan of Alex Jones.

But I'm never selling my 45.

Leno did that for the first couple of years of his Tonight Show. Didn't make the show any better.

Well, Mark sort of does that here, too. Elaborates on great, well-thought-out idea, follows up with, "…but I have lots of bad ideas, too."

That station is owned by Fox. A lot of people have shuffled back and forth between FNC and WNYW.

The answer is: No. No, they can't.

The thing that really pissed me off about Batman and Robin was, not only was it unspeakably bad, but it was the first time I ever spent a tenner on a movie.

Is Joe Palma busy?

Actually, the FX nerds of 1980 (whomever they might be… ahem) did complain a little about the Tauntauns. ILM had made some noises about how dramatically they had improved the look of stop-motion, aaaaaand turns out they didn't really.